Xmas is coming
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The big Big topic of conversation in the shop at the moment is--'What's dirty old Santa bringing you for Xmas?'
Last year I asked for something with a pierced belly button , did I get what I wanted? no Chance. Year before I asked for something in a pink crop top, no chance.
I think possibly I'm being too subtle and people don't really understand what I really want. I'm in my late forties fat and bald. This year I'm asking for that actress that plays Bridget Jones. Forget the pierced belly button request, the tattoo and the space hopper. I'll settle for Renee. Hope this is direct enough for you Mum.
Johnny says he'd like a nice book of poems and a box of tea bags since he drinks all ours.
Lynda says as long as it wears trousers it'll be ok. She may end up with Wallace and Gromit
Mark says he wants pipe and slippers and a set of furry dice with a go faster stripe
for the Rascal.
I'm looking on Ebay for something for Trisha , there's some really good stuff under 'weird'. We've been married for over 20 years and it's hard to surprise her now. This one may cause her eyebrows to lift a bit on Xmas morning Stuffed piranha for sale
Cheers
Peter
The big Big topic of conversation in the shop at the moment is--'What's dirty old Santa bringing you for Xmas?'
Last year I asked for something with a pierced belly button , did I get what I wanted? no Chance. Year before I asked for something in a pink crop top, no chance.
I think possibly I'm being too subtle and people don't really understand what I really want. I'm in my late forties fat and bald. This year I'm asking for that actress that plays Bridget Jones. Forget the pierced belly button request, the tattoo and the space hopper. I'll settle for Renee. Hope this is direct enough for you Mum.
Johnny says he'd like a nice book of poems and a box of tea bags since he drinks all ours.
Lynda says as long as it wears trousers it'll be ok. She may end up with Wallace and Gromit
Mark says he wants pipe and slippers and a set of furry dice with a go faster stripe
for the Rascal.
I'm looking on Ebay for something for Trisha , there's some really good stuff under 'weird'. We've been married for over 20 years and it's hard to surprise her now. This one may cause her eyebrows to lift a bit on Xmas morning Stuffed piranha for sale
Cheers
Peter
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